Tuesday, August 31, 2010

First Days

So, this is the first story out of many that will woo you to believe that Beef is the best thing since bacon.


Well to give you a short intro of who I am, and the many tales that will follow this post, I AM MAN!! I LOVE BOOBS, I LOVE BEER AND I LOVE BEEF. That simple really, we as male population have become soft and scared to express what we are all about.

All you vegetarian's, Vegans and God knows what else be aware that you are turning to the dark side.....
Come on guys really what is more satisfying than to have a beer, eat a piece of prime steak, make rude comments about a girl you know?

Gentlemen this is education TIME!! It’s time to unleash the beast inside you. Who cares if you fart in public? Who cares if you grab a random girl’s behind because it was just to fine to pass up? Who cares when you're drinking so much that you puke your left lung out and start laughing about it? Who cares?? The Answer, NO ONE! So why are we turning into a bunch of Pansies? Well I don’t know, all I know is enough is enough, and I will tell you guys tales of a couple of guys taking on the world and farting in public in the process. Just cause its awesome FUN!

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