Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Funda"MENTAL" Difference

So what is the difference accept for the obvious? Is it that a female can complain so much that even her complaints are complaining? Is it that we as men care more to solve the worlds more urgent problems like world hunger? Well no, we as men have this thing called living in the moment. You see when you live in the moment of things then the rest of the little stuff goes away, and we do think of the future, where our kids will go to school, where are we going to be in 5 years we just choose not to obsess about it.


See I have learnt over my short period here on earth that females are always thinking 10 minutes ahead. You might wonder what I mean well here is a simple example: A man and a woman suddenly have the urge to go have a picnic. What goes through a mans mind is the following: Sandwiches: Check, Car: Check, Beer: Check Blanket: Check, all done let’s go.

What a women experiences is something more like: OMG OMG what about the dogs will they have enough food, what about desert we don’t have anything, OMG what about my underarms, I haven’t shaven in 2 days, what are we going to eat, what colour underwear should I wear, what will we do if there are little ducks and we cant feed them yada yada bla bla bla it goes on forever. See female’s loose focus of the task at hand and then they blame us for it. Simple truth females don’t even understand themselves.

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